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Something Personal

To those who subscribe to this blog for political humor (all 600+ of you!), please forgive me for this post. You have to know me personally, and in fact VERY CLOSELY, to understand what I’m referring to, and what is going to happen next.

By now, you’ve probably already heard a lot of bad things said about me. Some of them are true, and many of them are not. I was a fun-loving young man, irresponsible, spoiled, sarcastic, and “in the moment,” and in many ways, I still am. However, as amazing as it sounds when you say it, David is almost 50 now. Most of me has changed, some of me has not.

I’m not the same kid you knew, loved, hated, kicked around, hugged, and laughed with, or at. I’m more like my father than you know. I’m less like the boy I used to be. I’m not a genius, but I am not an idiot either. I take responsibility for my actions, and while I am extremely forgiving (those who know me best say I am “too forgiving, too trusting, and too soft”), I expect others to take responsibility for their actions as well.

My mother taught me that there are many things more valuable than money, most notably honor, loyalty, and the value of one’s word. My father taught me that you act deliberately, honestly, and “own” what you do. If you don’t like it, or aren’t proud of it, you learn, and change, bend, but stand.

I think of myself as cocky, sarcastic, fair, and loyal. Loyalty is something I value as much as anything in life, and if you are my friend, you can count on me whether you realize it or not. I try to be fair, always, even to the extent of taking the short end of the stick whenever there is a short end of the stick.

The “cocky and sarcastic” parts are all that those who don’t know me well can see, and a lot of that is by design. If you know me, and have gotten through those layers, you likely have earned my loyalty and respect. If all you see is “cocky and sarcastic” then you have not been invited into the fold, for whatever reason.

A very wise and powerful man just recently told me “Its just business” and I’m good with that. Honestly, I am. Sometimes there are things in our life that no matter what we actually believed all along, only have true value from a business angle, merely dollars and cents. But business is something that should also be fair, and loyal, and honorable. It is a relationship, sometimes a tradition. It is “a two-way street,” no matter how big and powerful your business is, and how small and insignifcant you view your customer. When you lose sight of that fact, you lose a lot more than just dollars and cents.

Tell them I don’t back down anymore. The 15 year-old kid did, but the 50 year-old man doesn’t. Tell them I know exactly what I’m doing. Tell them I am completely serious, and tell them I know they are as well. I’ve heard the “advice” they keep sending, veiled with threat, and I understand it, but I’m simply not going to back down. I don’t know if I’m able to anymore. If they want a truce, the ball was left in their court when I walked away last Friday. I will not return, and I will not try anymore to save something that never existed.

All I wanted, and all I want, is to be left alone. I don’t want to be, and am not part of that world now, except when they reach out from the gutter to try and drag me back into it. I have “Moved on, Jack.”

It is petty. It is vindictive. It is desperate, and pointless.

It is exactly what their company has become.

It is “just business.”

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The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson

The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson

In a completely unsurprising move, President Obama has appointed Mr…er….Mrs….uhm……Ms…..a person named “Amanda Simpson” to a post as Senior Technical Advisor at the Commerce Department. “Amanda” used to be “Mitchell,” a transformation which seems entirely too unsurprising when delivered within the context of the Obama Administration.

Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration), and I have no problem with homosexuals, cross-dressers, transvestites, nymphomaniacs, man-whores, bisexuals, lesbians, butt-pirates, porn stars, exotic dancers, or sex addicts. However, I can’t help but question the motives in this appointment. Was Amanda/Mitchell/ξ  chosen because of his…er……her…..crap…..its….a pre-existing set of qualifications and expertise, unique from any other, or for shock value? Sort of a “look what I can do” thing in the same vein as Stuart Larkin of MadTV fame? Did the Commerce Department need “new, alien blood” or something?

This is definitely “change,” but I’m not sure I can believe in it.

Sometimes you just have to sit there with a blank stare on your face and think:

WTF?

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Barack Obama: Quintessential Narcissist, Epic Failure

My President is a rock star.

He’s a socialist.

He’s a clown.

He’s a clueless loser.

In the aftermath of “The Crotchbomber” it took my fearless leader 3 days to respond to what was first classified as an incident where “everything worked as required” to “a systemic failure.” It is more than just a little concerning that the leader and administration of my country takes 3 days to come to a conclusion even the most illegal of aliens in this country reached within 5 minutes.

Contrast that with the response time to criticism from former Vice President Dick Cheney. When Cheney said “President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war” it took the Clown in Chief only 30 minutes to respond to Cheney.

Really?

A terrorist passes right through every system and process in place to stop him, then tries to blow up an airliner full of Americans over the city of Detroit, but fails only because he is too stupid to operate his underwear. “Eh…..let’s just move on to the 8th tee, what do you say Hajeeb?’

But a former Vice President points out the naivety of such inaction and suddenly The Messiah wants to take his job seriously? Does anyone else see the disconnect here?

Obama loves Obama like no one else on the planet, with the possible exception of Oprah Wynfrey. Everything is all about him, and anyone who would question his actions, or more often, his inaction, is to be scorned and attacked immediately. Ignore the muslim trying to detonate his shorts, go after the retired VP instead.

History will remember Obama as it should. The guy who couldn’t become Axyl Rose, or Eddie Van Halen, so he ran for President instead.

Cheney owns Obama, and he doesn’t even break a sweat in doing so.

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something new maybe?

So I’ve committed to finally getting back to using this site in 2010. It’s about time, huh? Well, I’m surfing around the web tonight, catching up on what has gone on in my absence, and I jet on over to the Wordpress site. Lo and behold, they have a beta version of a mobile interface to Wordpress blogs designed for the Blackberry (rumor is there is one in the works for the iPhone as well).

So the purpose of this entry is to test the beta app to see if it will be a workable option for me. I’ll let you I’ll know how it goes, but setup was fast and easy and typing this entry hasn’t taken too long to make it worthless. :)

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Back to life in 2010

More coming soon, but 2009 kept me busy with businesses dying, and new ones being born. Looks as if soon, I can be back in the saddle.

 

Obama is still an evil, socialist moron. More on that later   :)

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