The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson
In a completely unsurprising move, President Obama has appointed Mr…er….Mrs….uhm……Ms…..a person named “Amanda Simpson” to a post as Senior Technical Advisor at the Commerce Department. “Amanda” used to be “Mitchell,” a transformation which seems entirely too unsurprising when delivered within the context of the Obama Administration.
Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration), and I have no problem with homosexuals, cross-dressers, transvestites, nymphomaniacs, man-whores, bisexuals, lesbians, butt-pirates, porn stars, exotic dancers, or sex addicts. However, I can’t help but question the motives in this appointment. Was Amanda/Mitchell/ξ chosen because of his…er……her…..crap…..its….a pre-existing set of qualifications and expertise, unique from any other, or for shock value? Sort of a “look what I can do” thing in the same vein as Stuart Larkin of MadTV fame? Did the Commerce Department need “new, alien blood” or something?
This is definitely “change,” but I’m not sure I can believe in it.
Sometimes you just have to sit there with a blank stare on your face and think:
WTF?
Posted in: Humor, Political.
Tagged: Commerce · Obama · Simpson · transgender · WTF
My President is a rock star.
He’s a socialist.
He’s a clown.
He’s a clueless loser.
In the aftermath of “The Crotchbomber” it took my fearless leader 3 days to respond to what was first classified as an incident where “everything worked as required” to “a systemic failure.” It is more than just a little concerning that the leader and administration of my country takes 3 days to come to a conclusion even the most illegal of aliens in this country reached within 5 minutes.
Contrast that with the response time to criticism from former Vice President Dick Cheney. When Cheney said “President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war” it took the Clown in Chief only 30 minutes to respond to Cheney.
Really?
A terrorist passes right through every system and process in place to stop him, then tries to blow up an airliner full of Americans over the city of Detroit, but fails only because he is too stupid to operate his underwear. “Eh…..let’s just move on to the 8th tee, what do you say Hajeeb?’
But a former Vice President points out the naivety of such inaction and suddenly The Messiah wants to take his job seriously? Does anyone else see the disconnect here?
Obama loves Obama like no one else on the planet, with the possible exception of Oprah Wynfrey. Everything is all about him, and anyone who would question his actions, or more often, his inaction, is to be scorned and attacked immediately. Ignore the muslim trying to detonate his shorts, go after the retired VP instead.
History will remember Obama as it should. The guy who couldn’t become Axyl Rose, or Eddie Van Halen, so he ran for President instead.
Cheney owns Obama, and he doesn’t even break a sweat in doing so.
Posted in: Political.
So I’ve committed to finally getting back to using this site in 2010. It’s about time, huh? Well, I’m surfing around the web tonight, catching up on what has gone on in my absence, and I jet on over to the Wordpress site. Lo and behold, they have a beta version of a mobile interface to Wordpress blogs designed for the Blackberry (rumor is there is one in the works for the iPhone as well).
So the purpose of this entry is to test the beta app to see if it will be a workable option for me. I’ll let you I’ll know how it goes, but setup was fast and easy and typing this entry hasn’t taken too long to make it worthless. 
Posted in: Uncategorized.
Tagged: blackberry · test
More coming soon, but 2009 kept me busy with businesses dying, and new ones being born. Looks as if soon, I can be back in the saddle.
Obama is still an evil, socialist moron. More on that later
Posted in: Political.
Straight from Wikipedia, draw your own conclusions:
Democracy is a form of government in which power is held directly or indirectly by citizens under a free electoral system.
Republic is a state where the head of state is not a monarch”, but in which the people (or at least a part of its people) do have an impact on its government.
The plurality voting system is a single-winner voting system often used to elect executive officers or to elect members of a legislative assembly which is based on single-member constituencies.
Proportional representation (PR), sometimes referred to as full representation, is a category of electoral formulas aimed at a close match between the percentage of votes that groups of candidates (grouped by a certain measure) obtain in elections and the percentage of seats they receive (usually in legislative assemblies). PR is a democratic principle rather than an electoral system in itself. It is often contrasted to plurality voting systems, where disproportional seat distribution results from the division of voters into multiple electoral districts, especially “winner takes all” plurality (“first past the post” or FPTP) districts.
Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating public or state ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and a society characterized by equal opportunities for all individuals, with a fair or egalitarian method of compensation.
Fascism is an authoritarian nationalist ideology focused on solving economic, political, and social problems that its supporters see as causing national decline or decadence.[1][2][3][4] Fascists aim to create a single-party state in which the government is led by a dictator who seeks unity by requiring individuals to subordinate self-interest to the collective interest of the nation or a race.
Posted in: Political.
Tagged: "proportional representation" · Democracy · fascism · plurality · republic · socialism
