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Posts from ‘January, 2009’
New Study Reveals Brilliance of Declaration of Independence
My friend EarlB from The Conservative Underground was recently doing some work with the Declaration of Independence, when he noticed something that somehow had never been revealed before. See for yourself
Read my Lips, Richard Shelby…”What He Said!”
We’re that big red thing right between Georgia and Mississippi. And we’re conservatives (that’s why they color it red in all those cute political maps, for people like you who evidently have a hard time keeping up). We carry guns. We pay our taxes. We pray in public. We love soldiers, momma, and fishing. Do you remember any of this? Are you still awake?
If Robert Reich were President
I am trying to imagine a society with Mr. Reich as President. I suppose it would be include some sort of National Hockey League where all of the players are Native-American women, a Corps of Engineers where everyone wears a Taco Bell uniform and offers to supersize each new bridge and tunnel, hip-hop music written and performed by white or Asian males featuring lyrics about stock quotes and javascript, and gang members running NASA, “bustin’ a cap” towards Neptune.
A Light-hearted look at Super Bowl XLIII
Someone forwarded me one of those “send to 4,000,000 people to make a difference” emails about the chicken crossing the road. Since this was one of those rare “I love you but this is junk mails” that I actually read, and even more amazingly, enjoyed, I had to steal the idea and make my own version:
