From the home office in Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About President Barrack Obama:
10. Will exempt “Kool Milds 100s” from cigarette tax.
9. Before each press conference, has Harry Reid warm up the crowd by having them chant “Barrack….Barrack….Barrack is on fire!”
8. UFC nickname is “Half-Black, Half-White, All-Hurt!”
7. Has a golden retriever named “Marx.”
6. Favorite song is little-known Three Dog Night sequel entitled “1,000,000,000,000 is the Loneliest Number.”
5. Doesn’t “appoint” Cabinet Members, he “annoints” them.
4. ”Barrack” actually means “listen to me or you’re all going to die” in Nigerian.
3. Suggested that all government business cease each day for one hour at 4pm “so we can watch Oprah.”
2. Once used a note from Nancy Pelosi to be excused early from Senate Floor.
1. Often says “He was always Mom’s favorite” when referring to Jesus Christ.
I’m no fan of the man, but these aren’t funny at all.
I’ll try harder next time, Mr. Gibbs!
The comment was funny!