Posts under ‘Humor’

Congratulations, you!

Jan 4th, 2010

Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),

Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Barrack Obama

Feb 11th, 2009

by dwood.

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From the home office in Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About President Barrack Obama:
10. Will exempt “Kool Milds 100s” from cigarette tax.
9. Before each press conference, has Harry Reid warm up the crowd by having them chant “Barrack….Barrack….Barrack is on fire!”
8. UFC nickname is “Half-Black, Half-White, All-Hurt!”
7. Has a golden retriever [...]