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Adios Starbucks, but someone has to pay the price.

And so the cries for a national boycott of Starbucks have begun, Starbucks being the easiest, most visible Seattle-based company for the 70% of Americans who support Arizona to send a message through…..I imagine we’ll get over not having Starbucks long before we would have gotten over turning our backs on Arizona.

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To my Loan Officer at First Community…..I want one of those “Government Loans” please.

Now, in order for this to work like the Government does it, you’re going to have to come up with $80,000. $20,000 of that obviously comes directly to me, and the other $60,000 goes into an “escrow account”

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Congratulations, you!

Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),

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Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Barrack Obama

From the home office in Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About President Barrack Obama: 10. Will exempt “Kool Milds 100s” from cigarette tax. 9. Before each press conference, has Harry Reid warm up the crowd by having them chant “Barrack….Barrack….Barrack is on fire!”  8. UFC nickname is “Half-Black, Half-White, All-Hurt!” 7. [...]

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Barack Obama, Leader of the 57 States

You go, Barry!

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