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Congratulations, you!

Jan 4th, 2010
by dwood.
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Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),

Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Barrack Obama

Feb 11th, 2009
by dwood.
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From the home office in Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About President Barrack Obama:
10. Will exempt “Kool Milds 100s” from cigarette tax.
9. Before each press conference, has Harry Reid warm up the crowd by having them chant “Barrack….Barrack….Barrack is on fire!” 
8. UFC nickname is “Half-Black, Half-White, All-Hurt!”
7. Has a golden retriever [...]

Barack Obama, Leader of the 57 States

Feb 5th, 2009
by dwood.
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You go, Barry!

Tom Daschle, thief and deadbeat.

Feb 3rd, 2009
by dwood.
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A really wonderful writer, some really wonderful thoughts, and warm Chips Ahoy…

Jan 30th, 2009
by dwood.
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(I don’t know what it is, but I SWEAR I smelled cookies every time I clicked a link….does WordPress have a plugin for that?!?! I NEED that one!)

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