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Shakira; The new Poster-Whore for immigration

I mean, Sotomayor is a smart woman, with a lot of experience, but have you seen Shakira’s hips? Surely a tramp with a rack like that needs to be listened to, right?

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Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn…..

We ALL feel it more and more everyday now.
November can’t get here soon enough, because our “president”  is a lying idiot, and R.E.M. was right:
That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane – Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own [...]

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To my Loan Officer at First Community…..I want one of those “Government Loans” please.

Now, in order for this to work like the Government does it, you’re going to have to come up with $80,000. $20,000 of that obviously comes directly to me, and the other $60,000 goes into an “escrow account”

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Something Personal

To those who subscribe to this blog for political humor (all 600+ of you!), please forgive me for this post. You have to know me personally, and in fact VERY CLOSELY, to understand what I’m referring to, and what is going to happen next.
By now, you’ve probably already heard a lot of bad things said [...]

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Congratulations, you!

Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),

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