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It’s Bush’s fault.

Car bomb in New York City. Oil “spill” in the Gulf (did we learn nothing from Katrina?) Police officer shot in Arizona, by ”alleged” illegal alien, after rancher was killed, by”alleged” illegal alien. 10.2% unemployment nationally. Healthcare Reform now projected to cost far more than we were told. Dollar sucking wind, and gold soaring. Wall Street in chaos [...]

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Shakira; The new Poster-Whore for immigration

I mean, Sotomayor is a smart woman, with a lot of experience, but have you seen Shakira’s hips? Surely a tramp with a rack like that needs to be listened to, right?

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Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn…..

We ALL feel it more and more everyday now. November can’t get here soon enough, because our “president”  is a lying idiot, and R.E.M. was right: That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane – Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own [...]

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To my Loan Officer at First Community…..I want one of those “Government Loans” please.

Now, in order for this to work like the Government does it, you’re going to have to come up with $80,000. $20,000 of that obviously comes directly to me, and the other $60,000 goes into an “escrow account”

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Something Personal

To those who subscribe to this blog for political humor (all 600+ of you!), please forgive me for this post. You have to know me personally, and in fact VERY CLOSELY, to understand what I’m referring to, and what is going to happen next. By now, you’ve probably already heard a lot of bad things [...]

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