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Clipping the Coattails of Barack Obama. Adios, Mr. Specter.

And in the coup de grace, Arlen Specter, the party-switching, vote-selling Senator who first served under John Quincy Adams was shown the door by a Joe Sestak, who trailed Specter by over 30 points just 4 months ago.

…..And all three had received what is now obviously the kiss of death: an endorsement from President Barack Obama. Being associated with Obama is becoming similar to taking your sister to the Prom; you do it to show support of her, but everyone knows your both epic losers.

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Mr. Obama, meet Mr. Roosevelt….a REAL American.

   Theodore Roosevelt’s ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.  ‘In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate [...]

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Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn…..

We ALL feel it more and more everyday now. November can’t get here soon enough, because our “president”  is a lying idiot, and R.E.M. was right: That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane – Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own [...]

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Congratulations, you!

Now I’m sure “The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson” is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),

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Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Barrack Obama

From the home office in Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About President Barrack Obama: 10. Will exempt “Kool Milds 100s” from cigarette tax. 9. Before each press conference, has Harry Reid warm up the crowd by having them chant “Barrack….Barrack….Barrack is on fire!”  8. UFC nickname is “Half-Black, Half-White, All-Hurt!” 7. [...]

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